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Beer

Happy Hour

Going to Sugar Daddy's for some happy hour drinks and to check out my buddies Chris and Randy play some rockin' acoustic tunes. All you peeps out there, get your ass out if you have nothing to do and drink with me.

It's my birthday and you'll do what I say...

dammit.

...

Friday

Good morning kiddies...

If you aren't in the know yet my wonderful big sis' plays in a side band called The Pubes and I finally got the chance to go check em' out last night for the first time. Let me just tell you that although it may seem that I am bias for obvious reasons, I am always honest w/ myself when it comes to seeing how good bands really are and I am here to tell you that this band f*ckin' ROCKS!!! For all you lazy AZ people, if you want to see a good band, laugh your ass off, and have your face rocked off then go see THE PUBES. With songs like "8000 Miles For Bootie" and "Razorburn" and "Chupacabra" how can you go wrong? Trust me you won't be disappointed.

Enough hype, check out their myspace page: www.myspace.com/thepubesaz and peep the greatness. Also keep an eye out for some booty-licious merch, coming soon.

happy f*ckin' friday... biatch!!!!!

My Baby

More rock...

I'm going to see Poison this Sunday out at Cricket pavilion with my fellow partners in crime Chucky Chuck, RoachClip and "MIA" Danny P... hell's yeah. Did I listen to poison while growing up? Damn right... Did I wish I could get as many chicks as they did back in the 80's? F*ckin' A right! Do I know the whole drumming Poison catalogue and can play each song to a "T"? ... You should know the answer by now.

God damn might even buy a tour tee...

Stuff on my cat

Don't know how I come across this sh*t but this one made me laugh:

Stuff On My Cat

Apparently people get off on doing this and the felines as you will see look just as thrilled.

Ode to Rock

Just so you know... I wanted to say that I was born to play rock music.

I dunno what it is about rock that makes my blood churn but no matter how old I am, no matter what has happened in my life I've always held a secret spot in my cold black heart for crunching guitars and booming drums. I've never softened up and turned to other music to get me off. Don't get me wrong, I like rap, hip hop, pop, country, R & B etc. but when it comes down to it I play, hear, and feel rock throughout and a good song will always stop me dead in my tracks. The genre has gone through some changes over the years but sonically it's the same and it always repeats itself.

F*ck trends, F*ck the radio, F*ck what everbody else is listening too, F*ck what your friends say you should listen too... I will always rock out with my cock out. Even when I'm old and crusty (crustier that is...) and my kids are running around like chickens w/out heads I'll still put on a good rock song or album and play my air guitar and bang on my drums. Dig?

"Thank you!, and good night Phoenix!" (Smashes guitar into amplifier)

Heart...

...Buckles. One of my favorites.

Random

Three - quel

It looks like they already have number 3 in the bag. Now all I have to do is wait another year.

Good live music

Anyone out there who likes good live music, cold beer during the day and good friends ought to go check out a friend of mine. His name is Chris Tafoya and he plays great live acoustic music with his buddy Randy out at Dos Gringos in Tempe every other Saturday and Sunday from 4pm - 8pm. They play all your favorite drinking tunes as well as some of their own stuff which kicks major day drinking ass. Chris has a website you can check out that has great info on where he's playing and also a slick photo gallery that he constantly updates. There's a few pics on there of me getting loaded in the middle of the day, one of my favorite past times. So if you have a chance grab some friends and check him out... tell him that Mike sent ya'.

Team

Me and my trusty laptop. We can do great things together when we actually get along.

Work in progress

So I'm still finding time to plug away at this blog site's re-design. So far it's lookin' pretty snappy but it's gonna take a little more fondling to get it running. Will keep ya informed. I also have been hit up by the guys in the band to help do a site re-design. That should crop up in a little while as time permits.

To be honest though... I have been struggling creatively like no other. I feel like a dried up orange with nothing left to squeeze out. I know this now because trying to get myself to do anything creatively whether it be graphic design or web site building is like pulling teeth. Sucks too because I am a monster at it... I can put together a rolls royce of websites if I just were inspired by something and thought it was gonna pay off in some way but f*ck... I am in a rutt.

Any suggestions out there people?

Studs.

Parting ways

Feeling a little sluggish today. For some reason the coffee this morning just isn't going down as smooth as it usually does and my cereal is making me feel bloated. Dunno what is up with that?

Anywho, I've decided to finally break up with my credit last night. Had I known how psycho it was before getting together with it I would have easily passed but noooooooo, I had to fall victim to it's sexy & tempting ways. My credit card and I had a good run though, we spent alot of time together and brought eachother (what I thought was...) eternal happiness and bliss and now our relationship is a bitter broken one with nothing but painful thoughts and sour exchanges. Maybe one day we will patch things up and get back together again but for now it's time we go our separate ways. Besides I need to spend more time with my debit card who is maybe less glamorous but at least honest with me.

Goodbye visa my love, your tempting look yet sour taste shall haunt me no more...

Timeline

This has got to be the most conclusive evidence that this man is a true shape shifter. Dunno what pop's put in his head at such an early age but it is sure comin' out now boy. Personally I think he was a pretty good looking young black man back in the day... Actually I don't really blame him, I blame his doctor's who sat there and looked him dead in the face and said "What!, too small??? no, no, no we can get that nose MUCH smaller no problem, you'll love it!!"



...idiots.



Ironically, "Man In The Mirror" is one of my favorite MJ songs..., make that change.

Because...

... The world needs another photo of me. Happy monday

Monday

On the final run of my 31st year of life this week. That sounds drastically morbid but I was always one for the dramatics. Gave my ID to a bouncer at a bar the other night for an age check and he actually looked surprised to see that I was in my 30's. Suprisingly that made me giddy' inside like a little girl. I was never big on the whole lying about your age deal. Granted I don't mind being in my thirties, I just don't find it fun saying it... but I do. I figure the more I say it, the more natural it will be when rolling off my toungue: "Thirty Onnneeeee". I figure soon it will become an automatic reaction in my body like when you immediately duck your head when you see a bee doing a straight nose dive for your big noggin'... perhaps just like that.


Let me just pratice for next week: "Thirty Twoooooo"...


eehhh', that wasn't so bad.

Sunday

Another weekend in the bag and a big nasty, hairy, large fanged, stinky, scary, pimple ridden work week ahead.


ugh'.

Car Wash...